Dear Senator Craig

Okay today I heard you speaking to the officer who arrested you. Shame shame shame... I think rather than hire an attorney to look at your guilty plea, it might be time for you to look into your soul and come to terms with who and what you are. I am not saying you are gay, it would make me happy if you weren't because men like you only bring shame upon the community that I am a part of.

But let's face it Senator, you are at the very least bisexual. You told the officer that you frequented that very bathroom when you travel through Minneapolis on your frequent trips home to Boise... it seems you probably knew exactly what you were looking for.

When I was married... and knew I was gay, I still kept it zipped except with my wife. If my marriage had not fallen apart of it's own problems, I would still be married and would still have never touched a man. It was only after I filed for divorce, done months and months of soul searching and had reconciled my sexuality with my faith that I touched a man. Unless you are single, or have a clearly agreed upon before hand open relationship... you are CHEATING on your partner.

Enough said.

And they're worried about gay marriage...

Okay, so first I have to admit to watching "Rock of Love with Bret Michaels" on VH 1, but I am totally appalled by the episode I am watching now. Somehow my wanting to marry a man is going to ruin heterosexual marriage, but a television show that demands that women have phone sex with a man with a monitor on his penis in order to measure how good they are at making him horny is just plain ole fun. I cannot believe how disgusting this show is... and it is fair to say, "but you keep watching" yes, I do, because I want to see just how far this will go in the name of entertainment.

In a nutshell, this show's two themes are, alcohol and inappropriate behavior. Catch an episode and be horrified. Moral majority, where are you now?

A woman who has won my heart!

Okay, so I have to give my heart to Elizabeth Edwards... all because of the following:

Elizabeth Edwards reiterated her support for same-sex marriage in a speech Saturday in Sacramento, Calif., saying the idea that it threatens heterosexual marriage is ''complete nonsense.'' ''I think that we have undue fear of gay marriage,'' she said.

WOW... how long have I been saying that? The only thing I can figure the heterosexual community is afraid of is that the homosexual community will be more successful at partnerships so they don't want them called marriage. This woman is clearly secure in her sexual and marital choice and that makes me want to hug her!

Hurray for Elizabeth Edwards... one down and only 200 million or so to go!

I knew it would happen...

So today our venerable administration, namely our president George W. Bush, or as we in San Francisco call him, Shrub, commuted the sentence of Lewis (Scooter) Libby, denouncing that the penalty of 2.5 years in prison was too harsh. As I remember it, when I was a Republican, we were the party of Lincoln, standing for law and order in our nation. I think Shrub may have missed that meeting.

To call a 2.5 year prison sentence for LYING to a prosecutor too harsh is UNCONSCIONABLE to me... not to mention shocking. I figured that Shrub would pardon him on the way out of office in 1.5 years, but to commute his sentence entirely... wow. How I wish Kenneth was home to chew over this one with... but alas he is gadding about Europe... blissfully unaware of the HORROR here in the USA.

Yes, I really think it is horror. I cannot begin to think how I teach my daughter to respect the law and the rulings of the judicial system when our president, yes he is mine too unfortunately, does not. All this on the heels of two rulings of the Supreme Court that basically say, "Hey stop discriminating, we don't need those pesky laws to follow, just be good boys and girls in the playground." SHEESH!

Oh, by the way... I'm back.

OMG! People are stupid!

First, credit and thanks are due to Jason who sent me this video. For once I have something funny to write about before Kenneth.

So this person apparently spent $50,000.00 on a Ford Mustang. And if it wasn't stupid enough that he spent that much money on that automobile, I think the dealer saw him coming, he then proceeded to allow a 14 year old to have the keys... take a look at the results:

http://www.break.com/index/son_crashes_new_car_into_garage.html

Is that TOO funny or what? Not only was he so clueless that he spent all that money on a Ford, but then he gives the keys to a minor and doesn't understand when the car ends up where it did.

We’re Not in Kansas Anymore! Thank GOD!

Well, who knew we would wake up to a Democratic majority in the house, a possible Democratic majority in the Senate and Donald Rumsfeld resigning as Secretary of Defense? Is that the Trifecta of American politics, or what? It is a new dawn. Even George Bush sounded bewildered in his press conference… talking about working with the very people only two days ago he was calling incompetent; he must have thought that Karl Rove was right and now doesn’t know who to believe, because let’s face it, he doesn’t have a thought or belief that is his own. So, Democrats, our problem now is to remember how to make this government work for the people once again. Something that is has been very missing in the past 6 years. Please take a page from the Clinton playbook and work together with what allies you can find in the GOP.

As for values, we need to grab the opportunity and use the platform we have to remind America that we Democrats are indeed for California Values, because in California we value everyone, of every race, creed, religion, and sexuality. You go Ms. Nancy! Show the boys how you can run the congress cleanly and amicably and get things on the desk of this president that he has no desire to see. Show him and the Radical Fundamentalist Right for what they are, a bunch of obstructionist, one note, opportunists. Show this nation what true American Family Values are, that as Christ said, we love one another as he loved us… everyone, the prostitutes, tax collectors, heathens, Republicans and everyone else!

Election Day 2006!

It has been far too long since I have written anything. Sorry people. A few thoughts on subjects past and present:

Amazing Race:
It was sad this week when our wonderful friends from Kentucky were eliminated. We will miss you Kentucky, you made each episode so very genuine and charming. As for the Beauty Queens, or maybe they should be called the Beauty Cunts (sorry ladies), they can fall off the next cliff into a pit of scorpions for all I care. My god, who knew such nice looking women could be so damn mean. So I am left cheering for the Chos and the Alabama Moms... and I hope at least one of those teams makes it to the final three.

The Election:
So the pundents have begun back tracking over the weekend... I am still optimistic, but then again I voted Kerry/Edwards after 5:00 PM on election day in 2004, so what do I know? I still think the Democratic campagne slogan should have been, "Can we just have our constitution back, PLEASE?!?!" But then maybe most of America hasn't noticed the Repubilcan party stealing it, line by line over the past 6 years. It was at least nice to hear that the armed forces newspapers, all three of them, called for Donald's resignation over the weekend... not mine of course, the secretary of defense. When the military is against their boss, it is time to change. How I hope against hope, that America has been listening over the past two months.

On the Horizon:
So our (Kenneth, Rusty, Carlton and Don's) Hawaii Extravaganza is merely two weeks from Friday! I CAN'T WAIT! It has been far far too long since I have been in the islands. It is one of the few places on this planet where I can totally relax... I am so looking forward to it.



Also on the horizon is a special someone's 11th birthday... how that is possible, I have no idea. I am quite certain that I am not old enough to have such a mature child. The picture is from our Disney World trip back in February... seemingly a lifetime ago.

So be sure you get out and vote... your freedom, what remains of it, depends on it.

The Whole Truth and Nothing But the Truth, so help me God!

I think the current administration and the Christian RADICAL Right has taken this to a scary place.

I come at this with a unique perspective. In my days as a straight man (I know what some of you are thinking because you have said to me, "How could you have ever passed for straight ya big fag?") I found conservative Christianity a safe place to find. Mostly because of it's black and white nature. It was easy. Cut and dried if you will. I had no choices, all the answers were in the book. So I have been in the belly of the beast... some would say deep in the belly.

Well, I am here to tell you, all the answers are in the book, and in studying it, I was forced to live in a TECHNICOLOR world that isn't all easy peezy with all the choices and decisions made for me. And what a BEAUTIFUL world I live in; all the color and all the beauty that is inclusiveness.

It scares me that dialogue is gone from the American experience. It scares me that the God I know is big enough to include differing points of view on many things, and the God that is in vogue is so small that there isn't room for women in the pulpit let alone gays, Buddhists, and Muslims or anyone outside of Christianity.

I heard a comment on Monday, from an evangelical preacher John Hagee who was asked by Terry Gross on Fresh Air about Jewish people and the rapture, to which Hagee responded that some Jews believe in Jesus so they were safe. I don't know how Terry didn't leap over the table and strangle this guy. That he runs around with the title Christian like I do, makes me ill. And this is a preacher tied closely with the current administration.

How can anyone have a dialogue when one side thinks they that THE ONE AND ONLY TRUTH?? What happened to our constitution? If the Democratic Party doesn't simply run on the theme "Could we please have our constitution back?" they are missing the boat.

Sunday Mornings Are Best!

So I was just checking in with Kenneth's blog and Kristin's blog both of whom are much funnier than I am; I thought I should weigh in on a couple of things.

The Amazing Race... I, like both of them, am in LOVE with this season all ready. Welcome back AR! I can only hope that Team Peg Leg will meet some delicious demise that includes her pledging her undying love to him and him telling her how cute the model boys are. One can only hope.

I do love the Kentucky couple as well, but I have loved Kentucky people for a long time... Bob the Tomato for example, one of my great friends is a Kentucky boy and there is a Paducah family that I enjoy so very much. So go Kentucky!

Can we please, please STOP having the annoying gays on American television??? Good grief, why do producers feel compelled to find the most girlish, campish, men to represent our community. Most of us are like the Bears in the Little Terra Cotta House on Del Vale, pretty normal people who sit home and watch TV at night and think about crafts and going to the county fair. We often say we are what the extreme Right is most afraid of.

So here I sit on Sunday morning, with the dog chewing on yet another dry bone, publishing my thoughts for the world to read. How 21st century is that? Oh I forgot, I am drinking a latte brewed from Ethopian Super Natural coffee from Peets... if you haven't tried it... hurry down and get you some... it's DELICIOUS!

The Gay Un-friendly Skies

Okay... So this is not what I was going to write about today, but I can't resist.

I read today on Advocate.com that a gay couple was threatened by an American Airlines crew, including the captain, for being affectionate with one another. The article in the Advocate, points out over and over how low key the two were, but I don't really think it is that important if they were low key or not. Unless they were having sex in the seats, I think they have every right to be as affectionate as they want.

How many of us have been in public where a straight couple is all but having sex? That is somehow okay, but god forbid that two men or two women (wait two women would probably be okay because that would be sexy) make out in full public view???? I am OUTRAGED... Yet again.

Well I suppose in this new USA where there is only one truth, we must expect this. What's next, separate restrooms and drinking fountains for us? Oh wait... That's been done all ready.

In the beginning...

Well, I am not sure how this will work for me, but it seems to be a sign of the times. So here goes...

It is Monday, 18 September, 2006 and I have just returned from Seattle for the weekend. I am once again reminded as I clear security and fly home, how I don't feel any safer today than I did on 10 September, 2001. That is not to say that I don't feel safe, in fact, I do. It is merely to comment on a feeling that we aren't safer, dispute no shoes, no water bottles, no shampoo, no shaving cream and no dignity.

I also remain amused at the folks that just don't get how to clear security in a timely manner. I was sitting in front of a man who claimed that it had taken 60 minutes to clear security. I checked in and was through security for the same flight in 15 minutes. That is checking in and clearing security. Seems odd.

So there are this architect's ramblings for today. Who knows what tomorrow will bring.